p4160038-textHittade en massa roliga church sayings – här kommer några favoriter:

Trade God your pieces for His peace.

This is a Ch__ch. What is missing? ( U R )

”Wanting for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”

Make your eternal reservations now — ”smoking” or ”non-smoking”?

A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sundays.

Big Bang theory — God spoke and ”Bang!” It happened —

”I’m a fool for Christ — Who’s fool are you?”

Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Can’t follow the stars? Follow the One who made them.

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